👜 “I Hate Lexicon of Love” Tote Bag – Funny Ironic Graphic Canvas Bag
Join the club. We have tote bags.
The “I Hate Lexicon of Love” tote is for fans, friends, followers, frenemies, and anyone else who would like to officially register their complaint — while also having somewhere convenient to put their stuff.
Funny, functional, and deeply unserious, it’s perfect for bookstore runs, farmers markets, coffee shops, travel days, art supplies, work, school, or casually carrying it around while refusing to elaborate.
Love us? Carry it.
Hate us? Carry it.
Have absolutely no idea what’s going on? Even better.
✨ Perfect for:
Lexicon of Love fans
Friends & fellow troublemakers
Inside joke enthusiasts
Artists & creatives
Bookstore & library trips
Farmers markets & shopping
Coffee shop regulars
Travel & everyday errands
Ironic fashion lovers
Funny tote collectors
Anyone ready to join the club
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Light, honest, and a little wry — this cotton canvas tote carries more than your essentials. The natural heavyweight fabric holds its shape and softens with time, the flat-corner construction keeps books and prints neatly aligned, and the reinforced handles stand up to daily use. Printed in a simple, typewriter-style font, the understated phrase reads like a private note for the city commuter, the grad student, or anyone who likes to move through the world with dry humor. Slip in a notebook, a thrifted vinyl, or a market haul; the bag settles into routines and small rebellions alike.
Made to be used and kept, this tote feels familiar from the first carry. It’s the kind of piece you reach for when you want something low-profile but thoughtfully built — for weekday commutes, late-night study sessions, and wandering the weekend markets.
Product features
- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz) for durability
- Flat-corner construction for a slim, book-friendly profile
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for reliable carrying
- Available in natural or black with a sewn-in label
- Sourced blank from India; adult-sized, sturdy everyday tote
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry