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Monorail Bitch Car Magnet

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🚗 “Por Favor… Puta” Monorail Car Magnet – Funny Theme Park Inspired Vehicle Magnet

If you immediately heard the monorail announcement in your head... congratulations, you're among friends.

Inspired by the iconic Disney monorail safety spiel with a hilariously unhinged twist, this car magnet is perfect for Disney adults who appreciate niche park references and aren't afraid to let the car behind them know exactly where their vacation priorities lie.

Whether you're driving to work, heading to the airport for your next Disney trip, or just wishing every commute involved a monorail loop around Seven Seas Lagoon, this magnet brings a little theme park humor to every drive.

Made for Disney fans, monorail enthusiasts, and anyone who can recite the announcement from memory before it even starts.

✨ Details:

Durable weather-resistant car magnet
Designed by the artist
Easy to apply and remove
Perfect for cars, trucks, lockers, refrigerators & other magnetic surfaces

đźš— Perfect for:

Disney adults
Monorail lovers
Disney World & Disneyland fans
Theme park enthusiasts
Disney vacation planners
Road trip lovers
Funny car accessories
Disney besties
Daily commuters
Theme park collectors

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  5'' × 5''
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This car magnet speaks with attitude — bold, unapologetic text printed on a white vinyl base with a matte finish. Weather-resistant and printed using direct-to-vinyl (DDP) for crisp lettering, it sticks firmly with a black magnetic backing so you can express personality on the go. Available in three sizes, it’s made in the USA from globally sourced materials. Note: because of the white base, very dark or saturated designs may show the white underneath.

Product features
- 100% vinyl construction (PVC)
- All-weather durability for outdoor use
- White vinyl with matte finish and black magnetic backing
- Printed with digital-direct printing (DDP) for clear text
- Available in three sizes; made in the USA from global materials

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.