🌐 “Bitch Did You Even Thank the Phoenicians?” Car Magnet – Funny Spaceship Earth Inspired Theme Park Magnet
Your car has taken you places. The Phoenicians helped give you an alphabet to tell everyone about it. Have you thanked them yet?
Featuring “Bitch Did You Even Thank the Phoenicians?”, this car magnet is inspired by one of the most beloved and endlessly quoted moments from Spaceship Earth.
Perfect for EPCOT fans, Disney adults, classic attraction lovers, history nerds, and anyone who immediately understands why the Phoenicians deserve a little more appreciation.
Put it on your car for your next Disney road trip, everyday commute, or drive to absolutely anywhere that isn't EPCOT while wishing that it was.
✨ Details:
Durable car magnet
Designed for vehicle display
Easy to apply and remove
Designed by the artist
Perfect for cars, trucks & other magnetic surfaces
🌐 Perfect for:
Spaceship Earth fans
EPCOT lovers
Disney adults
Classic Disney attraction fans
Disney history enthusiasts
History teachers & history nerds
Retro EPCOT lovers
Disney road trips
Theme park enthusiasts
Disney besties
Funny car accessories
Disney Parks collectors
Anyone who always thanks the Phoenicians
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| 5'' × 5'' | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 5.00 |
| Height, in | 5.00 |
This car magnet speaks with attitude — bold, unapologetic text printed on a white vinyl base with a matte finish. Weather-resistant and printed using direct-to-vinyl (DDP) for crisp lettering, it sticks firmly with a black magnetic backing so you can express personality on the go. Available in three sizes, it’s made in the USA from globally sourced materials. Note: because of the white base, very dark or saturated designs may show the white underneath.
Product features
- 100% vinyl construction (PVC)
- All-weather durability for outdoor use
- White vinyl with matte finish and black magnetic backing
- Printed with digital-direct printing (DDP) for clear text
- Available in three sizes; made in the USA from global materials
Care instructions
- Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.