🌐 “Bitch Did You Even Thank the Phoenicians?” Hoodie – Funny Spaceship Earth Inspired Theme Park Sweatshirt
Cold weather? Thank the Phoenicians.
Written language? Thank the Phoenicians.
Your ability to read this sweatshirt? You know what to do.
Featuring “Bitch Did You Even Thank the Phoenicians?”, this cozy hoodie is inspired by one of the most beloved and endlessly quoted moments from Spaceship Earth. It’s made for EPCOT fans who appreciate classic attractions, Disney history, and a very specific theme park inside joke.
Perfect for chilly park mornings, late-night fireworks, winter Disney trips, travel days, resort hopping, or sitting at home wishing you were slowly traveling backward through a giant geodesic sphere.
Wear it on your next EPCOT day and find out exactly how many fellow Disney adults immediately understand the assignment.
🌐 Perfect for:
Spaceship Earth fans
EPCOT lovers
Disney adults
Classic Disney attraction fans
Disney history enthusiasts
Theme park history nerds
Retro EPCOT lovers
Disney World vacations
Cold weather park days
Winter Disney trips
Disney besties & girls’ trips
Park hopping & resort hopping
Funny Disney adult gifts
History teachers & history nerds
Anyone who always thanks the Phoenicians
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, roomy, and quietly irreverent — this medium-weight hooded sweatshirt wraps you in familiar comfort while letting your sense of humor do the talking. The front shows a simple, hand-drawn-style illustration and a short, witty line that nods to language history with a wink. Wear it on cool mornings, between study sessions, or when you want an easy layer for wandering the city. The kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm; the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord feel thoughtful and finished. It’s built for regular wear: sturdy blended fabric that holds its shape, minimal seams for a clean silhouette, and printing options that stay crisp wash after wash.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8 oz) for cozy warmth and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- Durable DTF/DTG print methods for sharp sleeve, wrist, and chest graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean